Please Don't Let Sweater Season End

just yet..

[ Maria Ozawa, aka Miyabi ]

Why, Yes..

I do feel a draft, now that you mention it..

Miss X Wakes Up

But you may go to sleep. You often hear fans of Lost fear the series may go on until it sputters out with no ending. Remember how they had no real end for The X Files? Part Four of the Agent Provocateur series Dreams of Miss X starring Kate Moss has arrived.
Narcissus completes the set, but once you get the gimmick, it really doesn't do more. To quote Miss X, 'damn'.


To check out our posts on the more-compelling parts one through three, click here and here.

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Amazing view up here, isn't it?

Do Her Panties Match Her Freckles?

Or do her freckles match her panties?
Hey, at least there's no math!

Jennifer Ellison Gets 'The Comfy Chair'

But doesn't look all that tortured by it.


Or by The Comfy Bed.

Carmen Electra: In Lingerie & On FHM UK's Cover

To be honest, Ms. Electra is not quite my style, but she is one of the best friends Lingerie has ever had.



Barely covered bra and nice panties..



Hott black..



Mix and match or giving fashion advice about undies..



The downside? I haven't always been a fan of some of her personal choices in men - I mean, really, Dennis Rodman??
Although, for some reason, I was sorry to hear about her and Dave Navarro splitting up.

Then again, if you've seen her in some of the commercials or movies she's done, she does seem to have a nice sense of humor about herself, without making herself look silly.

Scary Movie



Scary Movie 4
Hmm.. I sense a pattern in career choices, and, luckily, Ms. Electra's wardrobe removing itself to show her off in Lingerie..

OTOH, when you've been with some of the guys she's picked, maybe you need that sense of humor..

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Her lingerie almost captures the color in Erica Rose Campbell's eyes.

St. Patrick's Wearin' O' The Green Lingerie

Stuff the 'Erin Go Braless' jokes; Japanese AV Idol Ryoko Mitake looks quite nice wearing hers..

B & W & Pensive

& Beautiful

About Jenna Jameson On Page 63 Of The Last U.S. Issue FHM..

Not very long ago I told you the March 2007 issue of FHM Magazine would be the last of the U.S. edition. As I mentioned at the time,

..if you can find a copy, please do turn to page 63 in Ms. Jameson's spread, if you'll excuse the term. Is it not here due to it violating the content restrictions (non-nude) of this blog? Nope. You'd think that particular picture would be floating around the web by now, but you'd be wrong. Or I'm just not as good at finding it as I usually am. Whichever. Trust me; even if you don't want to buy the issue, it's worth being kicked out of the 7-11 for thumbing through the pages for a gander.

Now up on FHM's news on-line-only site:

1> Worth the wait, wasn't it?
2> The photo credit lists 'Frank W. Ockenfel' as the photographer. Mr. Ockenfel has photographed celebs like Kurt Cobain, done work for ESPN, as well as other pictures of Ms. Jameson. One presumes he even gets paid for it. Mr. Ockenfel is a damn lucky man.

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Ok, Petra Nemcova's stockings aren't blue. Tell me you're somehow upset at seeing this photo of her..

Remember - Daylight Saving Time Starts This Weekend

In case you were wondering, this is the weekend most of the U.S. changes their clocks (Spring ahead; Fall back). So we lose an hour of sleep, and some pinheads will think it's Y2K all over again and that the sky will be falling .
I would imagine you'd be far more interested to know the lovely young lady above is a New York City-based model by the name of Xtina Noel. Click the link to learn (and see) more of her at her MySpace page.

Boots Or Booty

She seems happy whichever you notice..

Why Girls Should Wear A Bra

Gesundheit!
Didn't I tell you to zip up, it's cold?
And that it was time for your flu shot?
Miss, Can I get you anything? A tissue? A hanky? Pepper?

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Katie Downes, yet another Page 3 girl from the UK.
'5ft-2in tall with a natural breast size of 30D and has blonde hair and blue eyes' according to her Wikipedia entry. Just in case you're counting..

Suzuka Rin In White

Perhaps even a half-size too small.. which is fine by me.


Lingerie underwear Suzuka Rin Japanese Idol white sheer see through bra panties

Christina Ricci In Black Snake Moan

No, despite the last post and this one, I'm not trying to outdo Ebert & Roeper (Richard Roeper and guest critic Kevin Smith gave Black Snake Moan two thumps up, btw) . It's just that, as you glance at Ms. Ricci's wardrobe in her new movie with Samuel L. Jackson, she does seem to qualify for a post on a lingerie and underwear blog..



I can't really say I'm all that crazy about the chain, though..



I'd try to recap the plot here, but as I said, this isn't a movie review site, and some people would only think I'd made it up, anyway. So, let's make one up!

Christina's character goes out for football. Part of the tryout is drinking 50 plastic cups of Gatorade. Despite being too poor to afford anything more than a cropped t-shirt and white cotton bikini panties, she makes the team (shoulder pads provided by scholarship).



She falls for the new kid in town, played by Justin Timberlake (Seriously - he's in the real damn movie!). A hot sex scene ensues, for which she's already conveniently undressed. Too bad she broke curfew; she's booted off the team.



She's broke and reduced to stealing tomatoes to eat..



Being the tomatoes are from Samuel L. Jackson's garden,
he gets a little pissed..

'I thought I killed all those MotherF*****g snakes on that MotherF******g plane!!'
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

'Ok, I'm sorry; I got carried away.. It's just a flesh wound, but what insurance do you want me to put this through?'


annnnnnnnd, Scene!

Seriously, either this movie's going to be big, or one you can rent in 3 weeks if you're in the mood for something really cultish. It just depends on how the public take it.

[Edit added 3/5/07: As posted on Movies.com];

March 2-4, 2007
Film.................Weekend Gross.......Total Gross
1 - Wild Hogs.............$38,000,000.........$38,000,000
2 - Zodiac................$13,100,000.........$13,100,000
3 1 Ghost Rider...........$11,500,000.........$94,757,000
4 3 Bridge to Terabithia...$8,587,000.........$57,889,000
5 2 The Number 23..........$7,050,000.........$24,684,000
6 5 Norbit.................$6,446,000.........$82,953,000
7 6 Music and Lyrics $4,895,000 $38,680,000
8 - Black Snake Moan.......$4,016,000.........$4,016,000
9 4 Reno 911!: Miami.......$3,750,000.........$16,413,000
107 Breach.................$3,483,000.........$25,421,000

Umm.. 3 weeks it is..


Ms. Ricci will go on to produce more movies (she co-produced 2001's Prozac Nation) and almost certainly win an Oscar(tm, Sm, R, C, AMPAS - enough letters, already?) as Best Actress someday, but she may never top my favorite dialog she delivered in the original Addams Family movie when we were both kids, simply because she did it so damn well:

[Wednesday and Pugsley Addams have a lemonade stand; a Girl Scout comes by]
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

And the next time you see it, check out the billboard over her shoulder..

I'd tell you what the plot of her next movie Penelope is about (produced by Reese Witherspoon, no less), but if you wouldn't believe the real plot of Black Snake Moan I'm not even going to try and explain this picture from it..


Honestly, I'd have to say she looks far better as herself.