Brooke Burke Dancing In Lingerie?

Probably not, but Ms. Burke is one of the new field of contestants on the U.S. version of Dancing With The Stars this Monday night, September 22nd (a three-hour premiere? Really, ABC? Everyone else there have the night off?).

I have to admit, I didn't really get into Rock Star, even though if I was tuning by and she was on screen I would pause the remote roulette, but in my early teen pre-internet days, watching her in assortment of flimsy outfits and small bikinis on Wild On! was about as close to video porn as I got. These kids today! They have no idea! I'm an old man of 24, and let me tell you.. and we had to walk to school when it snowed.. up-hill, both ways.. BTW, I seem to be about 11 years older since that show was on E!; how come she hasn't aged a day?

DWTS seems to have the knack for having at least one celebrity/contestant who has done/will do some photo shoots in lingerie or less in the mix, so I can reclaim part of my youthful lust, see Brooke Burke in flimsy outfits again, and have a damned good excuse for the occasional post of her in her bra and panties. It all works out. Besides, it may keep her occupied so she isn't dating strange men..